Victoria Secret Lawsuit - Macrida Patterson is suing Victoria Secret for what was apparently faulty v-string underwear. Yep, the item is question is a Victoria Secret low rise v-string in the Victoria Secret Lawsuit.

The Victoria Secret Lawsuit was brought about when 52-year old Macrida Patterson was putting on some Victoria Secret low-rise v-string panties and a decorative metalic object popped off into her eye.

Now call me a judgemental prude, but the Victoria Secret Lawsuit could have been avoided completely and here’s how. A 52-old woman should not have been putting on lowrise v-string panties at all.

I mean truly, what was she thinking? What does a woman of about grandmother age need with lowrise v-string panties? Hence, the Victoria Secret lawsuit.

And to further speculate, though I could regret it later because there are no pictures of Macrida Patterson to be had, but whatcha wanna bet she’s not, shall we say, in Victoria Secret model shape? Now when you stretch an article of clothing over a ‘too large’ body part, go figure that something’s gonna blow. Again, hence, the Victoria Secret lawsuit.
And that’s the latest news about the Victoria Secret Lawsuit.
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June 29th, 2008 at 9:07 am
LOL….LOL….
June 29th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
You don’t get out much, do you. There are plenty of women post-50 who look hot in sexy lingerie.
But the too-big-so-it-popped theory could still be true. Even for a 19 yr old, esp if she’s American.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:45 am
I truly think that this woman is just looking for a way to get rich real quick. It just happened to pop off and go in her eye. Is her eye damaged ?? Can she still see?? Is she blind? If not then I would suspect she realized after it happened that she could file a lawsuit and win some money!! This woman needs to get a life and move on. And honestly what on earth was she doing wearing that???????????????????????
April 28th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
-i think dhat she;s still prettyy
all she needs is a make over.
like make-up & a gud wordrobe & a gud pampering
& dhat;s it
as long as she;s happyy it;s all gud.
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